Above His Station
Blurb:
As the new guard at Regal Street Underground station takes
his post, he is unaware that something extraordinary has affected the entire
population of London.
Isolated on the station
platform with no other person in sight, the guard is completely cut-off from
the world above…until a foul-mouthed talking rat informs him that he is probably
better off where he is, as chaos has broken loose on the streets. And that’s
not the only thing that’s loose, as the station guard realises when he is
attacked by an escaped tiger roaming the Underground, devouring any prey that
it comes across.
Fleeing for his life, the guard picks up the rat and they eventually make their way up to ground level to find the answers to what catastrophe has befallen London, as well as what they can do (if anything) to help put it right.
What they find is not at all what they expected.
And its impact is felt far beyond the limits of the capital.
In their quest for the truth, the guard and his rodent companion cross paths with a pack of deadly wolves, car-driving flamingos, anteater policemen and gorilla bodyguards before their search takes them for an audience with the king of all beasts, and a journey that will transport them to the farthest side of the galaxy with the fate of humankind hanging in the balance…
EXPLICIT CONTENT: This book is unsuitable for anyone under 13 due to some very rude words.
Fleeing for his life, the guard picks up the rat and they eventually make their way up to ground level to find the answers to what catastrophe has befallen London, as well as what they can do (if anything) to help put it right.
What they find is not at all what they expected.
And its impact is felt far beyond the limits of the capital.
In their quest for the truth, the guard and his rodent companion cross paths with a pack of deadly wolves, car-driving flamingos, anteater policemen and gorilla bodyguards before their search takes them for an audience with the king of all beasts, and a journey that will transport them to the farthest side of the galaxy with the fate of humankind hanging in the balance…
EXPLICIT CONTENT: This book is unsuitable for anyone under 13 due to some very rude words.
Amazon link US: http://www.amazon.com/Above-His-Station-ebook/dp/B008FPK1II/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1358785994&sr=1-1&keywords=above+his+station
Before His Time
Blurb:
The eagerly awaited
sequel to ‘ABOVE HIS STATION’…
The rat is back!
And so is the Station Guard in a pulse-pounding, consciousness-expanding, mind-bending, side-splitting adventure even more absurd that the last!!!
* POTENTIAL SPOILERS FOR ‘ABOVE HIS TIME’*
‘BEFORE HIS TIME’ is more whacked out hilarity with a dollop of science fiction from the author of ‘The CORNELIUS QUAINT CHRONICLES’ and ‘The LANTERN MENACE’. Recommended only for readers of discerning tastes who enjoy laughing out loud in public places.
EXPLICIT CONTENT: Not suitable for Under 13’s as this book contains bad language and graphic descriptions of rodent intercourse.
The rat is back!
And so is the Station Guard in a pulse-pounding, consciousness-expanding, mind-bending, side-splitting adventure even more absurd that the last!!!
* POTENTIAL SPOILERS FOR ‘ABOVE HIS TIME’*
‘BEFORE HIS TIME’ is more whacked out hilarity with a dollop of science fiction from the author of ‘The CORNELIUS QUAINT CHRONICLES’ and ‘The LANTERN MENACE’. Recommended only for readers of discerning tastes who enjoy laughing out loud in public places.
EXPLICIT CONTENT: Not suitable for Under 13’s as this book contains bad language and graphic descriptions of rodent intercourse.
Amazon link UK: Before His Time eBook: Darren
Craske: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
Amazon link US: http://www.amazon.com/Before-His-Time-ebook/dp/B00AUYHA9U/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1358786105&sr=1-1&keywords=before+his+time
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